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The sharpest eyesight like the eyes of eagles.

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With clearer vision and better beam cut off, you're better able to spot obstacles and take the perfect driving line. And as you don't have to strain to see the terrain ahead, brighter lights make for a more comfortable and exciting night-tim e drive.

Do you have any cups that change color?

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Clean, clear, like children's bright eyes, make people happy.

Auguries of Innocence

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To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour. 

Enjoy time

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In the early autumn afternoon, sitting in the garden, drinking a cup of coffee, enjoy the peace.

Battle Chicken in Chicken

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As you like it!

Pleasantly Surprised

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   For a few bucks, a good USB car charger can charge your phone and other devices faster than the port that came in your car. 24W / 4.8A USB Car Charger charges your favorite mobile devices including the iPad (max speed), iPhone (max speed), iPod, HTC, Galaxy, Blackberry, MP3 Players, Digital Cameras, PDAs, Mobile Phones. Double injected frame consists of a polycarbonate inner layer coupled with the flexible external molding of TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane) for a soft grip Maxboost Intelligent circuit design protects against short circuiting, over-heating, over-currents, and over-charging. Charging stops when battery is full. Dual smart USB ports quickly and easily identify yours mobile devices, to provide optimal charging efficiency. Compact design for added portability, featuring of input:12-18V; Output: DC 5V 4.8A or 24W (Shared by two ports). One Year Warranty.

When I opened the door, I saw ………

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   It's hard to work outside and happy to have family reunion. Fadyshow LED headlights illuminate your way home safely.

Open it with surprise

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Editor of Common Lamp Language Several situations Situation 1: When the green light is on, the front car does not walk. The headlight flashes. Waiting for the bus at the intersection, when the green light is on, sometimes the front of the car will not move. Maybe it's a novice, nervous, slow start, maybe the driver of the front car didn't notice the change of the indicator, and was distracted when waiting for the red light. At this time, the rear car usually takes some measures to give each other a hint. Some people will honk their horns wildly, but this kind of impatient urge not only loses grace, but may also play the opposite role. Some riders drive slowly and intentionally overwhelm the left car. As a result, everyone suffers. In this case, it is obviously not appropriate to honk loudly. We can use flashlight instead of rude honking. When the headlight flashes, the front car usually realizes that if there is no movement, it will flash again. N

At The Circus

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  A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them. "Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked. "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied. "No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy. Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some hot dogs andsodas. While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?" "That's the elephant's penis, son," explained the father. "Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked. Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"

Are Flies Yummy?

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Tony and his father are eating dinner. Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?” Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.” But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”

Egg Donor

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One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.   "Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.    "But what about the 10,000 dollars?"   "Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."